Rachel smiles, this is wonderful.
Rachel whispers, we have a problem.
Someone found a microphone, metaphorically speaking,
and has discovered they enjoy continuously speaking.
Rachel is panicking professionally,
smiling very diplomatically.
Yan, if you do not stop her soon,
she may still be talking sometime next June.
Question becomes a story, story becomes a speech,
speech becomes another story
that has somehow reached the beach.
Yan says gently, thank you very much.
Let's hear the next person now.
Three minutes later, she is back!
Rachel is panicking professionally,
community management invisibly.
AI is difficult, yes, it's true,
but moderating 20 humans,
version six twines, oh,
can't save you.
New rule for the next event,
everyone gets 60 seconds,
including Yan.